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Offline Rainbow Dragon

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #330 on: June 24, 2011, 09:48:55 PM »
when Adolf hitler in a King Tiger came in and...
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Offline Max 'DonXavi' von B.

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #331 on: June 25, 2011, 01:25:00 PM »
invites MacArthur and Eisenhower in his Blitzkrieg Bunker. In this bunker...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #332 on: June 25, 2011, 04:05:21 PM »
They play Spin The Bottle, but Blitzkrieg-style. ;D
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #333 on: June 25, 2011, 04:53:32 PM »
The the bottle breaks, so MacArthur
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #334 on: June 25, 2011, 04:57:39 PM »
Pulls out a revolver and places it on the table.

"Spin the gun, whomever it points to has to load 2 bullets into it and spin it and then put it to his head and fire."
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Offline Max 'DonXavi' von B.

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #335 on: June 25, 2011, 05:13:49 PM »
Stalin, sitting in a dark corner of the room, spying the group, hears that and runs away. In Soviet Russia, he introduces a new game, Russian Roulette.
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« Reply #336 on: June 25, 2011, 06:18:37 PM »
But people in russia get bored of that game because you can only play it once. Meanwhile in the Blitzbunker ...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #337 on: June 25, 2011, 06:21:46 PM »
both MacArthur and Eisenhower died because they had (bad) luck playing MacArthurs funny game. So Hitler...
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« Reply #338 on: June 25, 2011, 06:28:35 PM »
was very sad to loose such great playing mates. He decided to prevent this aweful game and invented a time machine. But Hitler, besides having talent in being an artist, was an terrible engineer and missed the correct spot while travelling back in time. So he ...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #339 on: June 25, 2011, 06:39:16 PM »
ended up on the head of a gigantic Dinosaur.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #340 on: June 25, 2011, 06:47:00 PM »
The Dinosaur was not that happy to have hitler on his head. So he shake him off and saw him in his face. Frightened of Hitlers mustache (no Dinosaur had a mustache back then) the Dinosaur ran away. Hitler used his mustache to spread fear over the Dinosaur and build his own Dinosaur army. Then he yelled at the sky "See that damn Stalin what MY mustache can do"
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« Reply #341 on: June 25, 2011, 07:33:09 PM »
Chaplin regrets not patenting that moustache...
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« Reply #342 on: June 25, 2011, 07:35:51 PM »
Hitler didn't realize it was 65 million years ago and a great meteor came crashing down, eradicating all the dinosaurs. The blast also sends Hitler back into the time stream. He was going back to the Htler bunker but a glitch occured. Hitler was instead taken to a remote village in Russia. There every local (including the women) had a Stalin mustache. Banners of Stalin are found all over the village. Hitler sees an advancing German army. He exclaims, "My Army!" The army turns and enters the village. Hitler sees all the soldiers and armor has Stalin mustaches, and all the soldier don't look too happy.

Then Stalin appears on a cliff above the  village. All the soldiers and villagers say, "All hail Stalin, the most glorious leader of Earth!" and bow. Then...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #343 on: June 25, 2011, 07:54:28 PM »
Hitler catches the ring, which he won from Sauron during a poker play, and strips it on his finger. He dissapers and ...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #344 on: June 26, 2011, 04:09:32 AM »
tries to bludgeon stalin. Unfortunately the ringwraiths turn up so he has to run away...
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