Company of Heroes: Eastern Front

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #60 on: August 29, 2010, 02:01:38 PM »
and replacing it with Vikings!

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #61 on: August 29, 2010, 04:05:48 PM »
This is a nonstop story,read the title. >:(

{ LOL just some people just wanna end you story and create next episode. }

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When Rommel Doesn't approve, Stalin decided to run/flee while Rommel pull a Luger out and shoot at Stallin, But it hit Stalin pants and Stalin run with his pants down until...

Wait, Rommel loves Stalin he couldn't shoot at him !
This is NONSENSE NONSTOP story XD

The vikings were afraid of all the new weapons as the M1A1 Thompson, the sherman, the coca-cola ...

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« Reply #62 on: August 29, 2010, 06:26:51 PM »
But Rommel disappeared when he went into a time warp.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #63 on: August 29, 2010, 07:09:51 PM »
And was replaced by Eric the Red! And he shouted his battlecry, and Viking's Drakkars on treads blitzed remaining Soviet forces!

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« Reply #64 on: August 29, 2010, 07:18:47 PM »
Then the vikings stepped on another time trap making everything back to when the Germans were about to invade the town.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #65 on: August 29, 2010, 08:05:46 PM »
And a grenadier says: "Hans, your coffee not only sucks, but it gives me weird nightmares!"

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #66 on: August 29, 2010, 08:07:27 PM »
then the other Greanadier Straps hans to 6 tonne of TNT, throwing him into the water.

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« Reply #67 on: August 29, 2010, 08:10:25 PM »
Resulting in a big explosion that throws water at the Kommandant

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« Reply #68 on: August 29, 2010, 08:12:15 PM »
Then the Kommandant crys because hes wet.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #69 on: August 29, 2010, 09:29:29 PM »
He then drinks a sip of the coffee himself and gets on a drug high. He screams,
"Whoah! Flying octopus!" and runs around trying to catch it.
"You can close your eyes and plug your ears and be afraid and ignorant of the darker parts of history, but always know that you're the one responsible for allowing those events to happen again and with even greater consequences and not know how to end the nightmare you did upon yourself."

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« Reply #70 on: August 29, 2010, 09:31:15 PM »
Suddenly a Russian comes out of nowhere and watches him and says:
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #71 on: August 29, 2010, 09:58:27 PM »
"I will paint Red Square with there blood!!!"

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #72 on: August 30, 2010, 12:15:55 AM »
But he realised he had no rifle, so then he...
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #73 on: August 30, 2010, 01:43:03 AM »
Ran to the armory, expecting to get some rifles for him and his comrades, but then...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #74 on: August 30, 2010, 02:38:01 AM »
Comrade Stalin was hiding there and he gave them each a big piece of plywood to....