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Offline HyperSniper999

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #30 on: August 26, 2010, 08:09:49 PM »
Then, one of the grenadiers smelt smoke. He looked behind him and his butt was on fire. He screamed and ran into the local sewage pond.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #31 on: August 26, 2010, 08:18:56 PM »
Thenm the Gruppenführer led a charge with Bayonets, Mortar HT's and PzIVAusf.E's on the Village!
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« Reply #32 on: August 26, 2010, 09:25:45 PM »
At the same time dozens and dozens of conscripts started running to the Gruppenführer yelling : "OH SHIT YOU WONT TAKE OUR COFFEE"  and then ...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #33 on: August 26, 2010, 09:31:03 PM »
the panzer 4s lock down and waste all the conscripts! After that....
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #34 on: August 26, 2010, 10:10:07 PM »
appear Strelky with banners!
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #35 on: August 26, 2010, 11:09:55 PM »
A squad of flame pios flank them and burn their flags!!!
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #36 on: August 27, 2010, 01:19:48 AM »
The Russians get said and cry because there flags are gone and then the Germans ran them over with half trucks but then...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #37 on: August 27, 2010, 01:59:15 AM »
The komandant was shot from a SniperACE.
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« Reply #38 on: August 27, 2010, 06:03:20 AM »
Out of revenge, the sniper ace's hidy hole was burnt to the ground with incendiary mortars.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #39 on: August 27, 2010, 06:26:10 AM »
Then they saw his hair on fire because of the incendiary mortar that exploded nearby. But he didn't realise that his hair was fire until someone...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #40 on: August 27, 2010, 01:52:48 PM »
blow his head off with well aimed shot!
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #41 on: August 27, 2010, 02:16:45 PM »
Then a T-90 Appears with a horde of Guards with DP-28's!
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #42 on: August 27, 2010, 02:19:42 PM »
The Grenadiers starts riverdancing, making the vodka drunk T-90 driver distracted so he runs all the guards down.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #43 on: August 27, 2010, 03:30:33 PM »
Then a lot of IL-2 Sturmovik started firing at ...everything, making of this old farm, a burning hell. At the same time, Comrade Stalin said to his officiers :"....
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #44 on: August 27, 2010, 04:32:15 PM »
"Fuck 'em up!"
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