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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #90 on: August 26, 2011, 05:34:14 PM »
Only in coh dead soldiers dissapear without a trace

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #91 on: August 27, 2011, 01:46:58 AM »
Only in COH can a repair tiger suddenly revive a tank hull and revive the crew from the dead.

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« Reply #92 on: August 27, 2011, 02:07:51 AM »
Only in CoH can the Bergetiger actually repair (not built for that :-X )

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #93 on: August 27, 2011, 06:20:11 AM »
Only in CoH we can secure the frontline putting a car on it.

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #94 on: August 27, 2011, 06:33:18 AM »
Only in COH can your 25 pd howitzer and preist create a magical circle :P and suddenly target anything that passes by with burst rounds.

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« Reply #95 on: August 27, 2011, 07:44:37 PM »
Only in coh Mortar strikes fall in perfect circles
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« Reply #96 on: August 28, 2011, 02:41:14 AM »
Only in CoH, you won't see civilians.
I believe it's assumed the people got the hell out of there before the battle began.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #97 on: August 28, 2011, 02:53:17 AM »
Only in CoH, you won't see civilians.
I believe it's assumed the people got the hell out of there before the battle began.

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« Reply #98 on: August 28, 2011, 04:16:17 AM »
Only in CoH can a War God (you) in the sky can tell where the soldiers exactly to throw a grenade, shoot a Panzerfaust and etc.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #99 on: August 28, 2011, 07:29:16 AM »
Only in COH is tank crush a viable and accepted tactic against infantry :P

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #100 on: August 28, 2011, 10:02:35 AM »
Only in COH a 75mm gun does less damage to tanks than a 57mm one.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #101 on: August 28, 2011, 11:55:00 AM »
Maybe its b/c of muzzle veelocity?

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #102 on: August 28, 2011, 12:05:07 PM »
Crushing infantry with tanks was a widely used tactic in WW2.
It was used to save expensive shells and it was called "walzen" in the german army.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #103 on: August 28, 2011, 12:07:03 PM »
Just out of curiosity. Did the American Sherman drivers use such tactics or was it more off the book ???

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #104 on: August 29, 2011, 04:56:08 AM »
Only in CoH can we play Eastern Front :P
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