Company of Heroes: Eastern Front

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #210 on: September 14, 2011, 09:51:10 AM »
Only in COH will Volks say: "Sniper! Children we must move!" but not even take one step into cover.

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #211 on: September 15, 2011, 06:12:25 PM »
only in COH TWO pioneers can whip out a welder and build a flippin' bridge in 3 minutes.


srry, i think this is a bit of a re-peat.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #212 on: September 15, 2011, 07:42:20 PM »
only in CoH, MP44 can have 2-burst mode, hmmm it's not funny :(
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #213 on: September 16, 2011, 12:52:34 AM »
Only do Assault Grenadiers carry Panzershrecks but dont know how to use them :P

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #214 on: September 19, 2011, 02:53:18 PM »
only in COH a flak shell turns into a heat seaking missile when firing at a plane, sometimes.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #215 on: September 20, 2011, 12:38:37 AM »
Only in COH can the flames from a walking Stuka not hurt anyone

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #216 on: September 20, 2011, 11:54:40 AM »
only in coh can a  sniper be gas operated ( that long smoke trail from a sniper)
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #217 on: September 20, 2011, 05:06:52 PM »
Only in coh you start a major battle with one infantry squad only

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #218 on: September 20, 2011, 05:25:25 PM »
Only in COh does houses have automatic doors open when troops are going to enter

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #219 on: September 20, 2011, 05:34:51 PM »
only in CoH every soldier knows that he is not allowed to enter enemy buildings
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #220 on: September 20, 2011, 09:36:26 PM »
only in CoH every soldier knows that he is not allowed to enter enemy buildings

Only in CoH there is no combat inside buildings.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #221 on: September 20, 2011, 10:43:04 PM »
Only in COH can infantry walk in front of their MG's and not get hurt :P

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #222 on: September 22, 2011, 01:56:10 AM »
Only in CoH will tanks not run over friendly troops ;D
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #223 on: September 22, 2011, 02:12:20 AM »
Only in COH do soldier not have to eat ;D

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #224 on: October 01, 2011, 09:25:07 AM »
Only in CoH do soldiers not use there rifle buts to hit the enemy when close instead they keep on firing form a metre away  ;D
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