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Offline HyperSniper999

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #105 on: September 01, 2010, 02:12:25 AM »
...use magic hair growth cream, but he got it confused with shaving and accidentally shaved off his mustache. Meanwhile, Alfred, upset about being beaten by Stalin Claus, ran away and got into a U-boat and went with it to the bottom of the ocean for a slow suicide.
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« Reply #106 on: September 01, 2010, 02:41:12 AM »
But before he killed himself he launched a nuker bomb under the north pole to blow up santa's house.

Also Hitler now wears a fake musta, and its...
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« Reply #107 on: September 01, 2010, 10:58:34 PM »
made of back hair. But Hitler didn't know that until...


I wanted to put something even more disgusting, but changed my mind. :P
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« Reply #108 on: September 02, 2010, 12:26:19 AM »
He looked at the mirror, he then shouted...
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« Reply #109 on: September 02, 2010, 02:06:34 AM »
''Mein Gott" who stole my BACKSHAIR and why is there a pitchfork in that........
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« Reply #110 on: September 02, 2010, 02:11:15 AM »
Guys head! Just then he saw...
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« Reply #111 on: September 02, 2010, 05:20:39 AM »
ME!!!!!! killing his.............
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #112 on: September 02, 2010, 07:09:40 AM »
Commanding General!
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« Reply #113 on: September 02, 2010, 11:49:50 AM »
And then his other commending Generel killed...
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« Reply #114 on: September 02, 2010, 05:10:50 PM »
Decided to try and kill me with the pitchfork, but he.........
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #115 on: September 02, 2010, 06:48:22 PM »
Killed Hypersniper instead!
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« Reply #116 on: September 02, 2010, 06:58:54 PM »
Ok, let's go back with our Comarade Stalin and his super friend Santa Claus, they came back to Russia together, with the idea to conquer south pole which is controlled by evil penguins, armed to the teeth with fish ...
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« Reply #117 on: September 02, 2010, 07:03:00 PM »
sticks and automatic pitchfork rifles which shoot pitchforks at 5000 ppm (pitchforks per minute). Fear the penguins because......
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« Reply #118 on: September 02, 2010, 07:52:33 PM »
thay also have whales cannons!
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« Reply #119 on: September 02, 2010, 08:52:16 PM »
As they were on a boat going to the south poll, they saw...
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