Nonstop story.

[pariah]

I miss my diamond-encrusted champagne bath.

[Seeme]

Mid while why your fighting for Europe, Seeme is now King of The Americas and starts transporting everything that Europe has that's Awesome (Besides Swedish Fish). Now your fighting a for a pointless land.

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

Seeme even stole Great Britain and continues stealing other islands. Meanwhile, France is conquered and pariah is having fun in Moulin Rouge. Maxi however starts building an Atlantic Wall on Frances cost to prevent Seeme from stealing the Eiffel Tower.

[Paladin88]

Seeme eats GB crusine and falls ill. Fortunately he's Mr Spam for a reason

Maxi's great Atlantic wall is due to be finished in 6 weeks. Like history, Maxi takes a break and drives around Paris (like Hitler did) at 5 am in the morning and goes sight seeing. Unlike history, Seeme attacks Normandy* at 12am 5th June catching the soldiers completely off-guard (damn it!). The invasion of Normandy has begun 12am 5th June. 1 day early

*No! the treaty system is broken as... KK

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

Fortunately, Germany made up with the Soviet Union and the Normandy gets spammed by loads of T-34s. Letz starrt woar agenzt kapitalismus, kameraden!

While Germany made up with Russia, Stalin made out with Hitler..

[Paladin88]

Fortunately, Germany made up with the Soviet Union and the Normandy gets spammed by loads of T-34s.

Stalin is makes out with Hitler..

Paladin88 reports this as a balance issue to the EF forums... wait the EF forums are non-existent. Paladin88 reports it to the devs... wait the devs are dead... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I want them back so I resurrect Rizz and the rest. Plz help guys... Maxi is being a meanie.

As for Stalin and Hitler ...

[pariah]

Hitler and Stalin invite Churchill and Roosevelt over to their place to play We Dare. They have a rather... interesting night.

[Cranialwizard]

Hitler and Stalin invite Churchill and Roosevelt over to their place to play We Dare. They have a rather... interesting night.

Mussolini crashes their party.

[pariah]

Mussolini: "Hey guys, whatcha doin'?"

Hitler: "You're supposed to be in bed!"

[HyperSniper999]

Meanwhile Emperor Hirohito stands in front of the door, wondering why he wasn't invited.

[Paladin88]

Emperor Hirohito decides to fall on his sword, because of the disgrace of not being invited, essentially leaving Stalin, Hitler, Churchill and Roosevelt to deal with the corpse. They have to find a culprit since who's going to believe he just fell on his sword

(so begins the game of whodunit...)

[Cranialwizard]

Hitler points at Patton who is put in a jeep and the driver is secretly a nazi and crashes the jeep.

Meanwhile I sort of feel bad for the emperor.

[Paladin88]

lol, Patton is dead? Speaking of which if I can remember correctly he in fact died in a car crash right after the war so you are following the earlier than usual theme .

Patton probably dies (or not) and leaves the Big 4 with another whodunnit problem. 2 corspes (or perhaps 1) on their hands and they all need to be cleared of it.

Meanwhile, the german quad cannon outside is doing 360 degrees spins at max speed (Bloody Joyriders)

[Seeme]

And it shoots the dead body's, making them go to pieces, so now its just a blob of red. No problem until

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

the Big 4 come out of their.. adventure paradise house and keep slipping on the mixture of blood, rain and scattered organs. Hitler however becomes unpatient of slipping again and again and a red little icon starts blinking above his head, which is known in the forum as blood lust or manliness and Hitler starts eating his way through the human leftovers.
He doesn't stop until