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Offline Rainbow Dragon

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #375 on: July 10, 2011, 10:10:58 AM »
But then everything goes fuzzy then white and Adlof hitler wakes up from his hyper sleep in Der riese that he had done to himself and wakes up and see dr richtofan, tank dempsey, nikolai and takeo fighting nazi zombies and asks if he can join them and they say yes so...
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« Reply #376 on: July 11, 2011, 03:53:39 AM »
They shot him because they we bored cause they killed all the Zombies :P
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #377 on: July 13, 2011, 04:15:22 AM »
Shame, did Hitler have credits remaining :P
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #378 on: July 15, 2011, 06:09:24 AM »
No Stalin took them after sacking/conquering Berlin.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #379 on: July 19, 2011, 03:08:01 PM »
Then after 5 days of none posting...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #380 on: July 19, 2011, 03:34:31 PM »
Seeme digs out an old topic. Following this action, he...

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« Reply #381 on: July 19, 2011, 05:41:38 PM »
was quickly banned by Blackbishop for excessive Seemeing (upgraded form of spamming).

Though saying that, I just realised I now have more posts than Seeme... Damn our secret balance forum!
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #382 on: July 19, 2011, 06:00:02 PM »
Having learned the error of his ways, GodlikeDennis then quits his balancing duties, and spends the rest of his life playing as Brits on The Scheldt. :D

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #383 on: July 19, 2011, 06:03:13 PM »
I prefer Wehr on the Scheldt. No I'm not joking...

I've been known to slum it on the Scheldt after downing a few and messing around with mates. We're quite the Scheldt team :P.

Anyway, where should we continue the story from? lol
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #384 on: July 19, 2011, 06:06:11 PM »
A V1 hack comes from one of Dennis' mates and it lands at every enemy point and every enemy base.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #385 on: July 19, 2011, 06:44:30 PM »
Dennis' mate reveals himself as Seeme then unveils his evil plan to bring anarchy to the world by destroying CoH using his haxor :P.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #386 on: July 19, 2011, 07:05:31 PM »
I prefer Wehr on the Scheldt. No I'm not joking...
Yeah, Wehrmacht is better than Brits. What else is new? :P

A V1 hack comes from one of Dennis' mates and it lands at every enemy point and every enemy base.
Sounds like the Ostheer April fools from last year... ;D

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #387 on: July 20, 2011, 10:50:13 AM »
But then Rainbow Dragon comes in and with his god like dragon powers he stops seeme
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« Reply #388 on: July 20, 2011, 05:56:03 PM »
Which results in Seeme dividing a complex root of ax^2 + bx + c by zero resulting in...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #389 on: July 20, 2011, 06:13:26 PM »
the nucleus of some atoms split.
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