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Offline Vartuoosi

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #60 on: March 16, 2010, 04:59:28 PM »
Not exactly a in Soviet Russia-joke but hilarious anyway.


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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #61 on: March 17, 2010, 07:52:12 AM »
uhhh lol?

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #62 on: March 17, 2010, 09:07:31 AM »
Win!

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #63 on: March 17, 2010, 03:53:48 PM »
I feel stupid asking this but is the Uniformed techie a male or female ?
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #64 on: March 17, 2010, 06:22:44 PM »
male I'd say

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #65 on: March 17, 2010, 07:38:32 PM »
+1

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #66 on: March 17, 2010, 07:59:36 PM »
In soviet Russia, Tool uses you!
In soviet Russia, canvas paints you!
In soviet Russia, Toilet uses you!

......Could't think of any other ones currently.......
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #67 on: March 17, 2010, 09:33:51 PM »
In soviet Russia, Toilet uses you!

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #68 on: March 17, 2010, 10:59:44 PM »

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #69 on: March 18, 2010, 03:48:39 AM »
Hahahah

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Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

Any typos found may be given to Seeme.

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #70 on: March 18, 2010, 09:28:38 PM »
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Relic name: SauerKRAUTSHD

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #71 on: March 18, 2010, 10:02:26 PM »
In soviet russia, food cooks you!
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #72 on: March 19, 2010, 02:47:34 PM »
In soviet russia, trigger pulls you!
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #73 on: March 19, 2010, 02:56:25 PM »
In Soviet Russia, These word read you!
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

Any typos found may be given to Seeme.

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #74 on: March 19, 2010, 07:25:58 PM »
lol this has got to be one of the longest lasting threads XD